Pauly and the Fatman

Why can't government be useful? Ever use a rest stop toilet, bar bathroom, or restaurant "turlet" (as Archie Bunker might pronounce it)? Why are the seats loose to the point that you take your life into your own hands when you sit down? (And, who is peeing on these seats people?) Arguably the janitor knows these toilet seats are loose. Reach back there and tighten the nuts for God's sake.

Government intercedes in all kinds of places they are unwanted and unneeded, but when it comes to something practical some Barney Fife doofus is permitted to pee on the seat and let the rest of us damn near die when we have to sit. The seat is wet and it moves, the floor is slippery, and by the time you get to most rest stops or restaurant bathrooms you are in dire need already. Who needs this aggravation and why do we tolerate it?

Sitting on the pot is a sacred event and should not be perilous too.