Pauly and the Fatman

I retired today. I outsourced myself. It finally dawned on me that if a big company could hire cheap foreign labor to reduce costs why couldn't I hire cheap foreign labor to work for me. I pay them a pittance and keep the rest. It works quite well.

So, I am sitting here on my yacht "Chillin' the Most" drinking margeuritas at 10am catching some sun.

I'm thinking that I will outsource myself at two or three companies next year and upgrade my yacht from the current 3' dinghy to maybe a twelve foot johnboat. If I outsource myself 50 or 100 times I can probably get a real yacht. (Now I just have to outsource myself at home because my wife won't do any housework.)